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[The voice that comes from this video is just as loud as the figure on the screen. He's smiling, though-- even if the jeans and leather vest are kind of weird and totally not his dig.]

So this is the communication system for this land, is it? [Alexander gives a low, approving rumble, as well as a nod.]

Well then. As much as I am displeased to be separated from my former companions, I see that the adventure here requires allies of a new sort.

I am Alexander the Great, and this creature-- [he lifts his Turtwig to the camera--] is the partner I was assigned. We will be taking on this gym badge challenge of which this 'mother' speaks. However, the first measure of business is to collect a team!

[He's still meandering about New Bark, so if you're there, feel free to approach him.]

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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING NOW]

...you have got to be kidding me...

Do I look less than serious?

[Because of fate, Kayneth.]

It was a general 'you,' not you specifically. I'm certain you're completely serious.

[how does he even tell if you're serious when you leeroy jenkinsed your way into a fight between saber and lancer what kind of serious person does that]

[Kayneth he is so serious okay. Everything he does is really serious even when it's leeroy jenkinsing. Especially then.

He grunts a little, completely nonplussed.]

How did you end up here, anyway? [If you command a team anything like you commanded Lancer...]

[christ.]

The same way you did, I'd wager. Of course, that method is unknown to the both of us, I would imagine.

[...he works better with some, but others... no.]

[Serious.]

They must be impartial, then.

[Smirk what smirk.]

Then there must be others among us.

We are not the only ones from our world here, nor is our world the only one represented. Is that what you wished to know?

[He's a bit curt, but it's mostly because he doesn't know how to Rider... also Rider is technically more his enemy than his other enemies here by virtue of being Waver Fucking Velvet's servant, so he doesn't want to give him too much useful information]

It is. Good job, coward; you've made yourself useful. Is your servant among the ranks?

Just because I don't go charging in like an idiot-

[grumble mumble oh right there was an actual question there]

Not that I know of, no, though with my current luck I suspect he'll be arriving sooner or later.

And still disappointing.

[Kayneth pls.]

Hmm, it would be an interesting arrival! How many servants are here, then?

Do you really expect me to continue to give you straight answers if you continue insulting me?

...You are mistaken.

It was an observation.

An incorrect one, at that.

To a fool, perhaps.

You say this, but I imagine you still expect me to be forthcoming with information, don't you?

"Expect" is to say it too lightly. It is more of, say, a demand.

Do you really think you're in the sort of position to be able to make demands? While your prowess in our own world is admirable, you likely don't even have a tenth of that strength here.

[Sorry Kayneth he's just going to stare at you for a moment.]

Do you mean to claim your strength could contest mine?

Physically, not by any means. However... I've been here over a year, which has allowed me to amass enough resources that I'm quite confident in my ability to defend myself if you were to try and force information out of me.

...With every word that comes out of your mouth, I am more and more surprised you thought yourself fit to summon me...

Believe me, I'm wondering why I considered you a good choice in the first place. After all this, I'm absolutely certain you would have made me waste my command seals within the first five minutes.

[granted, the one he ended up with wasn't much better. why did he never consider emperor nero? he actually got along with emperor nero.

ugh, maybe if he manages to get that Dialga thing he'll rewind to before the Grail War and provide himself a relic that isn't a legendary piece of shit.]

Then it would appear we both agree-- Fate as it has happened is better than as it could have been. I'll debate it no longer.

[That kind of sounded like a "we're done here" didn't it...]

No, there is no need. This discussion is over.

[...granted it could have turned out worse...

...which

it... probably did...]

Agreed.

[And with that, Alexander hangs up.

You are in such big trouble, bud.]

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[video] oh no puns

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[video] I can't just miss the opportunity okay

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[video] DUN DUN-NUH-NUHHHHH FINALLY!!!

[video] AND... FINALLY HERE!!!

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[video] Kayneth pls

[video] it's... a good thing for him that you were on hiatus during fourth wall, isn't it

[video] Probabl...yes. yes it is.

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