Believe me, I'm wondering why I considered you a good choice in the first place. After all this, I'm absolutely certain you would have made me waste my command seals within the first five minutes.

[granted, the one he ended up with wasn't much better. why did he never consider emperor nero? he actually got along with emperor nero.

ugh, maybe if he manages to get that Dialga thing he'll rewind to before the Grail War and provide himself a relic that isn't a legendary piece of shit.]